"I think I've found a design flaw in your dryer. My clothes seem to be more damp now than they were when they went in.""I think I've found a design flaw in your brain. That's the washing machine."
"We're going to have to be much more entertaining now; people besides our mothers read our blog!""Uh-oh. QUICK; SAY SOMETHING HILARI- is that a hit from Ecuador on our stats page?!"
Kiki:
“I’m quite upset I can’t get my hair to stand up as much as yours.”
Nipper:
“Well, I can't help it; that’s just what happens when you have mammoths in your gene pool. We’re not sure who it was, or when it happened, but the hair don’t lie.”
Nipper:
"Eurgh. That is just awful. Augh-god, no one's going to be banging THAT in a hurry. This Carcinoma in situ stuff is enough to put you off sex forever."
Kiki:
"Oh, oh! Look up teratoma.""Why- is that worse?""No; it's not as gross.""... JESUS CHRIST THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE. What the hell is this? Second heads on balls or something?""... yeah. I guess it is."
Kiki:“So when you touch the fire and your arm snaps back, what is actually happening is a series of messages are being transmitted from sensory neurons to the central nervous system, and then back again through the motor neurons- and all this happens faster than your brain can process the fact that it is happening. In simple terms, you’re nerves go ‘OH, Shit!’ and then a bit later your brain catches up and thinks ‘Hmm, yes. I agree.’”
"What are you doing with Dr Bob?"
"I'm putting him in your bed."
"Well you can't; I'm putting him in yours."
