Cooking Carbonara

"Did you just eat raw bacon?"

"... Yeah?"

"I didn't even need to look up to know you were doing that. Honestly, and you were going on about me not cutting off the ends of the beans last night."

"And?"

"And you're eating raw bacon."

"Yeah, but I wouldn't eat raw ends-of-beans."

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Later...

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"GET BACK YOU FILTHY END-OF-BEAN EATER!"

"YOU SICKEN ME! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT AND TAKE YOUR BEAN ENDS WITH YOU!"

"BEGONE, EATER OF BEANENDS!"