The Shire of Bland

N:

"I think it's time for water crackers."

K:

"I love water crackers."

"Me too; I'll get the dips."

"You know, I love them so much that I would quite happily eat them bland."

"Yes, I'll drink to that."

"... we lead interesting lives."

later:

K:

"I notice I tend to go for the little bit-at-a-time approach, whereas you just get massive chunks of dip."

N:

"We have complementary methods."

"We have complementary ways of eating dip?"

later still:

K:

"... It's not really dip- appropriate weather, is it?"

N:

"Please stop saying things I feel obligated to include in the blog."

We do. It's a legitimate thing.