Oct 28, 2011


K, while trying to pour ground coffee from one container to another:

"Oh dear, I'm not very good at handling powdery things. It's a good job I'm not a drug lord."

Oct 25, 2011

Downton Abbey (Series 2 Episode 7 Trailer)

"Well, Good Grief."

"Indeed. I think we should take a moment to- well, first to appreciate Oliver Cockerham's name there in the credits- and then to bask in the sheer beautiful magnificence that is Dame Maggie Smith and everything she does."

Cup-o'-tea Count: Only the correct amount for ladies of our standing.

Oct 19, 2011

Chicken Cacciatore

"How much wine did it say to put in there?"

"About half a cup. How much did you put in?"

"... Yeah, we're going to get drunk off dinner."

Cup-o'-tea Count: There is no tea, only wine!

Oct 8, 2011


"In films- when they need thunder sounds- what do they do?"

"They go out and record thunder."

"But what if there isn't any?"

"Then I guess they'd probably use stock sounds from their library."

"What if there aren't any stock sounds?"

"There's always stock sounds."


"... Do you want me to tell you they record the sound of wheelie bins?"


"They record the sound of wheelie bins."


Cup-o'-tea Count: ALL OF THE TEA.