"I'm bored; entertain me!"
"Okay here's a fun game. I'm sending you on a treasure hunt, and you only get two clues. The object I want you to find has roughly the same dimensions as a DVD and written somewhere on it is "El Orphanato, a film by Guillermo Del Toro."
"You're a little bit shit sometimes, aren't you?"
5 Minutes Later
"Not only is that a shit game, but I have also just lost it."