"I think I've found a design flaw in your dryer. My clothes seem to be more damp now than they were when they went in.""I think I've found a design flaw in your brain. That's the washing machine."
Apr 27, 2011
Apr 7, 2011
"We're going to have to be much more entertaining now; people besides our mothers read our blog!""Uh-oh. QUICK; SAY SOMETHING HILARI- is that a hit from Ecuador on our stats page?!"
Apr 6, 2011
“I’m quite upset I can’t get my hair to stand up as much as yours.”
“Well, I can't help it; that’s just what happens when you have mammoths in your gene pool. We’re not sure who it was, or when it happened, but the hair don’t lie.”
Apr 5, 2011
"Eurgh. That is just awful. Augh-god, no one's going to be banging THAT in a hurry. This Carcinoma in situ stuff is enough to put you off sex forever."
"Oh, oh! Look up teratoma.""Why- is that worse?""No; it's not as gross.""... JESUS CHRIST THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE. What the hell is this? Second heads on balls or something?""... yeah. I guess it is."
Apr 3, 2011
“So when you touch the fire and your arm snaps back, what is actually happening is a series of messages are being transmitted from sensory neurons to the central nervous system, and then back again through the motor neurons- and all this happens faster than your brain can process the fact that it is happening. In simple terms, you’re nerves go ‘OH, Shit!’ and then a bit later your brain catches up and thinks ‘Hmm, yes. I agree.’”
Apr 1, 2011
"What are you doing with Dr Bob?"
"I'm putting him in your bed."
"Well you can't; I'm putting him in yours."