"Eurgh. That is just awful. Augh-god, no one's going to be banging THAT in a hurry. This Carcinoma in situ stuff is enough to put you off sex forever."
"Oh, oh! Look up teratoma.""Why- is that worse?""No; it's not as gross.""... JESUS CHRIST THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE. What the hell is this? Second heads on balls or something?""... yeah. I guess it is."
Cup of tea count: 3