Jun 28, 2011


"Oh, and you missed a call from the RSPCA."
"Oh really? What did they want?"

"They said you've won a giraffe."


"Yeah. She said Hi there I'm Blahdy Blah from the RSPCA is Nicki there, she's won a giraffe."

"A giraffe."


"Not Raffle. Not carafe. But giraffe."



"... Well I may have misheard."

I have absolutely no idea when I entered this competition or whatever it is, or why they are offering large African mammals as prizes, or even how they got our home phone number, which even my cousins don't have. CONFUSION HAS.

Cup-o'-tea Count: Obviously plenty of the hallucinatory stuff.

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