N: I think I've buggered my back on the way home... [tries to move] - Oh, Christ on a bike.
K: Were you on your bike?N: Er, thanks... And yeah, feel free to worship me any time.K: What? No- I meant did you do your back in on your bike, not that you're-N: Yeah, I know. I was just joking.K: You sounded pretty serious.N: That's because I wasn't.K: I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic or not anymore.N: What? Of course I was being sarcastic- weren't you?K: Yes, of course I was. I was being sarcastic about you being sarcastic.N: Well, obviously.K: ... I swear to God anyone listening in wouldn't have the faintest clue what either of us are on about.
Cup of tea count: Apparently not enough to make any sort of sense whatsoever.
EDIT: Also holy crap 10 views to go until we hit 500. I mean that's probably not a big number in the blogging world, but it's a lot of pageviews to people who are used to having only their mothers read their facebook page.